-Post in your journal when done, of course-
1. What are your nickname/s?
Horse, Horsie, Whorse, TCC, Doug
2. Are there any nicknames you wish people called you?
Cockmaster Sex... wait what the fuck did I just type even???
3. If you had to be stuck at one age for the rest of your life, how old would you be?
Somewhere between 20-30.
4. What colour clothes do you like best?
Purple or green.
5. If you had a pet cactus, what would you name him/her?
Herbert.
6. Your most-hated movie?
Silly you, I don't hate things. I simply make fun of things. Everything.
7. What do you think of 3D movies?
Gimmicks, yay!
8. Ever get motion sickness? (car, boat, aeroplane, elevator, etc)
Elevator, yes.
9. So, your thoughts on elevators?
I fucking hate those things.
10. Have you ever Role Played?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
11. What's your favourite public holiday? (Birthdays don't count)
Birthdays because fuck you.
12. Best season of the year for you?
Any time that it's really rainy.
13. Do you ever want to go to Antarctica?
Nope!
14. Have you ever had to stay in hospital overnight?
Yes. Brutal shit, man.
15. Glasses: attractive, or a turnoff?
Depends on the person.
16. What kind of job do you respect the most? (Fire-fighters, doctors, people in the army, etc)
People in the army, definitely.
17. Do you have a favourite flower?
I love all the flowers
18. Now for a manly question: do you enjoy driving? (Or think you will when you're able)
Driving my car at least. Vroom vroom motherfucker.
19. What's one thing you never leave home without?
Phone / Wallet / Keys / ID / Clothes
20. Batman. Sure, he saves lives and has a famous comic and all, but he has as many superpowers as you or I. Do you think he really counts as a superhero?
Fuck yes he does. Wanna know why? Because... he's Batman.
21. If you could become one pokemon, which one would it be?
22. Write one thing about yourself you wouldn't tell your parents.
I love women so much I want to be one~~~
23. What do you think of when I say FIRE?
Ooh, burning things!
24. What country would you like to visit right now?
Ireland or Germany or the beaches of Normandy (which is in FRANCE)
25. Do you think you'll ever end up in jail at some point in your life?
Maybe?
26. Do you have/plan to get any tattoos or piercings?
Yes. And I plan on getting more. Awwww yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah.
27. How many pets do you have?
My cat and my dog. So two.
28. What's your thoughts on OCs? (Original characters)
I have so many ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
29. If you were in a position of power, what's the first thing you would do?
Laugh menacingly.
30. List three turn-ons for you:
Stuff, things, mmmbaby.
31. Now list three sure-fire turn-offs:
Stuff, things, ew gross.
32. Do you have any favourite faces to use online?
Yes. Mine.
33. Do you like trampolines?
FUCK YEAH I DO!
34. If you saw a shooting star, would you wish on it?
Nah. I'd just be all "Hey look, a shooting star. Neat."
35. If you had a novel published, what would the title be?
I dunno. Depends on what said novel is about.
36. What do you think of photos of yourself?
Guess who's a camera whore
(nah jk... maybe)
37. When was the last time you saw the sun rise?
zzzzzzzz
38. So, what do you think of memes like this? Any reason in particular you take these?
Boredom. Addiction. Craziness.
39. There's only one female smurf. How do you think they reproduce?
Man, the pussy must be WRECKED.
40. What's one music group you think everyone should be into at the moment?
Creedence Clearwater Revival because yes.
41. Take a quick look at your fridge. What's on it right now?
Stuff.
42. Who has it easier: boys, or girls?
Boys have awkward boners at the worst of times. Girls vomit blood out of their genitals. I'll just go with.. the people without genitals have it easier. Yes.
43. What's do you think the meaning of life is?
what's do you think... hahahahahahahahaha typos
44. Which is better: pirates or ninjas?
Motherfuckin' I don't know.
45. If you could change your hair colour, what would it be?
Purple, obviously.
46. How'd your first day at school go? Anything interesting happen?
I got punched in the stomach for saying hi to someone. Let's not talk about school.
47. What's the best kind of chocolate?
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
48. Do you think you'll ever try drugs in your life?
Nope.
49. How are you sitting while you type this? Comfortable?
Nope.
50. Do you believe in ghosts, or any of the paranormal?
Maybe.
51. What's your favourite insult to call people?
All of them.
52. Do you have any phobias or fears?
Duh, everyone has fear you silly quiz questioner.
53. Who's your favourite family member?
My grandpa.
54. How much money's in your wallet right now?
Monies~
55. Mention some of the best memories you've ever had at school?
Well, at my grad I was filled with so much energy and happiness that I just danced my little ass off and this group of girls who all used to be my friends but stopped started dancing around me trying to copy what I was doing. Felt great, man.
56. What's your sleeping pattern like? Anything you'd change?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
57. What's wrong with the next generation?
Everything, duh, don't you read the internet?
58. How many tabs and windows do you have open right now?
Onlu 5 tabs..but 11 windows. About less than average.
59. Is there any particular costume/cosplay you'd like to wear?
Pimp outfit. Or a horse mask.
60. When something goes wrong, who's the first person you blame?
Myself.
61. What's your favourite musical instrument?
Can I pick all of them?
62. If you could make one animal extinct, which one would it be? Why do they deserve it?
Chihuahuas. Fuck those things.
63. Is the glass half empty, or half full?
THE GLASS IS FILLED WITH WATER IN WHICH TO DROWN YOUR ENEMIES! aka half full yay
64. What do you have as your wallpaper right now?
Video game wallpapers. Woo.
65. Have you ever cross-dressed?
More than once.
66. Which is more fun: being short, or tall?
I wish I was tall.
67. Do you have any guilty pleasures?
Listening to 90s pop.
68. What's the last trading card game you played?
Yu-Gi-Oh awe yeah broken as shit rules
69. Are sixty-nine jokes still funny?
69 eheheheheheheheheheheheheh
(aka so unfunny they're funny yay)
